Share a really fun and humorous radio commercial:
Husband: How did we get into this anyway?
Wife: Who knows, we tried to make it work.
Husband: Well, I guess it’s over.
Wife: We better get on with it.
Husband: Okay, you get the car.
Wife: Right.
Husband: I get the sofa bed. You get the fridge.
Wife: Right.
Husband: I get the Bell System Yellow Pages Directory. You get the…
Wife: Hold on — that doesn’t mean the Gold Pages Coupon Section, does it?
Husband: Why, sure it does.
Wife: I get the Gold Pages Coupons.
Husband: Well come on — you’re getting the bedroom set too.
Wife: You can have the bedroom set. I want the Gold Pages Coupons good for discounts at local merchants.
Husband: I’ll tell you what.
Wife: What?
Husband: I’ll throw in the oil painting and the end tables.
Wife: I want the Gold Pages.
Husband: Look, you can have everything else. Just let me keep the Gold Pages Coupons.
Wife: Get off your knees. You really want them that bad?
Husband: I do absolutely.
Wife: We could split them.
Husband: You mean…tear them apart?
Wife: You’re right…it won’t work.
Husband: No. Neither will this.
Wife: It won’t work.
Husband: You mean…
Wife: We’ll just have to stay together.
Husband: Dolores — what a mistake we almost made.
Wife: Lorraine.
Husband: Lorraine — what a mistake we almost made.
Wife: Who’s Dolores?
